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With so many companies making so much good gonzo these days, even a guy like Jules Jordan has to get more creative. So how does Weapons of Ass Destruction 2 begin? With Jules wheeling a suitcase through a lobby, onto an elevator and up to a hotel room where Mark Wood, John Strong and Arnold are waiting for him. He unzips the suitcase, and out pops Gauge – who I had no idea was small enough to fit in standard size luggage and made me want to change my career to an airport luggage security checker really, really bad.
Granted, I don’t think Gauge was really in the suitcasemore… for that whole trip, but it was a cute way to start the video, and things get even better as Gauge shows off her hot body (wearing some sexy black lingerie and purple stockings) and then treats the three guys to some wild sex. The loosen her backdoor up with a few toys in her ass (not both at one time, unfortunately), and it isn’t long before she’s getting a double penetration while sucking on the third guy’s cock. At one point, John and Mark pick Gauge’s body up so they can give her a DP in the standing position – something I’ve only seen in a handful of other videos. The scene finishes up with each one of the guys giving it to Gauge anally in the missionary position, and each one of them shooting their loads into her ass…although I did notice that the last guy kind of jerked his wad in there rather than pumping it in like the first two…perhaps because it was already pretty full in there!
After this impressive first scene, director Jules Jordan doesn’t let the heat dissipate any and brings us Taylor Rain in a threesome with Manuel Ferrara and Tony Ribas that also contains its fair share of anal and DP action. Taylor is decked out in a hot black latex miniskirt and a white top, neither of which stay on her body for very long. Following some intense double penetration in a couple of positions, the scene ends with Taylor getting a facial from Manuel (which she kind of turns her head away from, sadly) and then Tony shoots his seed all over a glass table. Sure enough, there’s a good reason for this, as Taylor bends down and licks it off!
Just when the viewer is saying to himself “Wow! I wonder what Jules will come up with next?!”, we find out, as Catalina squirts a bunch of milk up her ass in what may very well be porn’s first ever milk enema. Catalina, who looks incredibly sexy in a pink outfit and pink fishnets, proves that milk does the body good by teaming up with Mark Wood and Arnold for yet another impressive scene and yet another wild double penetration. The facials that Catalina gets from both guys not only rank as the best on this title, but two of the best facials I have seen so far this year.
Jules finally decides to get into the action himself in the next to last scene – a threesome that with Jessica Darlin and Brian Pumper. I’ve never been a big fan of Jessica (I think it’s the way she moans during sex…yeah, I know…shallow, shallow…), but she does a nice job here of taking both guys sizable tools up inside her in yet another double penetration segment. The facials here are also very nice, although not quite as impressive as what Catalina got in the previous scene.
Things wrap up with Bella-Marie Wolf and a blindfolded (at least for the first half of the scene) Erik Everhard. I’ve never seen Bella-Marie in action before, so it’s hard for me to make a snap judgment – but either this woman is way too dramatic in her attempt to make the viewer think she’s into the sex…or she really is into the sex and is one very horny gal! Anyway, she starts riding Erik so hard in the reverse cowgirl position that the camera actually gets sprayed – whether it’s lube or Bella actually squirting, I’m not sure. The scene concludes with Erik unloading in Bella’s mouth, and she doesn’t even hesitate about swallowing it down. Bella may not be the cutest girl I’ve ever seen in porn, but she certainly gets an “A” for effort!
If there’s a weak spot on this DVD it’s in the bonus material. Viewers will get some bonus footage from the shoot that runs for approximately 20 minutes, but other than that, there is really not much else on the disc – a photo gallery, cast list, fetish menu, brief filmographies, a bio for Jules and website information. Hopefully, Evil Angel will start giving their gonzo titles the bonus material some of their features get, and we’ll see more interviews, trailers, and maybe even a commentary track in future Jules Jordan releases.
Of all of Jules releases – and there have been some great ones – Weapons of Ass Destruction 2 ranks very high on the list. If you enjoy double penetrations with a lot of anal action included, you’ll certainly want to add this disc to your collection.
| Taylor Rain |
| Catalina |
| Jessica Darlin |
| Gauge |
| Bella-Marie Wolf |
| Mark Wood |
| John Strong |
| Erik Everhard |
| Manuel Ferrara |
| Brian Pumper |
| Toni Ribas |
| Jules Jordan |
| Arnold Schwarzenpecker |
Info:
- Category:
- Movies > Adult
- Case Type:
- DVD
- Release Type:
- Retail
- Language:
- English
- Comments:
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Cover Info:
- Title:
- Weapons of Ass Destruction 2 (2003) Retail DVD
- Part:
- Front
- Dimensions:
- 3240 x 2175 px
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