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Adam & Eve. Inari Vachs. Two discs. There’s ridiculously little to complain about when a combination like this is waved in front of you. I’ll forgive you if you skip the review and just throw this title in your cart now.
For the rest of you, Beauty and the Bitch offers a bit of something for everyone, with any negatives washed away by the sheer tidal wave of positives. If you can deal with something of a contrived plot, you’ll be rewarded with some great skin action.
Inari and company are busying themselves as asshole socialites, and not doing the greatest jobmore… of it. You’ll live. Inari chews out one of the servers for bumping into her, and then the server is led off by a blonde for some action.
Don’t let anyone ever complain to you about a black party dress...remember in porn there’s always a nice set of lingerie underneath. Thanks for the stockings. So he fingers her, then licks everything up. First her cunt, then a thorough job on her asshole. Opening anal scene? She sucks him off for a bit, rather well too, before going for a ride. Standard positions all around, but that anal scene sure enough shows up, and a good one, too. Everything is decently lit and well shot around here. Not too close, not from across the room, not in the dark. She takes a shot across her huge chest for the finale, but now we have to get back to Inari’s acting...
So Inari is nasty to some beggar that walks through the door and he tells her she’s next. Um, okay. Then she’s sucked through a vortex to, well...to all of three feet away: the other side of the door. Then we watch their brief conversation again from another camera angle, and suddenly Inari is in a black dress on some street. I have no idea what just happened!
She is greeted by a man that, if you can imagine, is very much what Lucky from Lucky Charms would be like as a pimp. Inari is hauled up some stairs, and we have Kylie Ireland in a room with some "John", looking a bit more aged in the lighting than she probably is. Enough with the plot already, damn it...
Kylie puts on one hell of a show, actually. She does her classic cocksucking, always a pleasure, and leaves a bit of time to get eaten herself. But the dude’s more interesting in the fucking, and bends her over for a bit. The piece de resistance, though, is the reverse cowgirl anal for several minutes. Not bad... two scenes, two rather artistic anals. And Kylie sucks the guy off to an oral at the end.
Hey, here we go...I think that’s Shay Sweet putting on a strip show for a room full of guys. Shay pulls Inari over, and it’s lesbian show time. Loads of licking, and here are two of the best. It ends with toys, which is a bit of a disappointment, but what you see is good enough.
Up next is an annoying two guys and a girl sequence. They keep the anal streak alive, but it’s all in black and white. Oh, and now they’re time travelling. You figure it out.
The anal streak remains alive, too, with a great two girl and a guy three way. It seems the wife got the husband a whore for his birthday. And I’m happy when my wife gets me a jacket... Great stuff all around, although a bit more oral would have been nice.
There’s an odd scene at the end with Inari and some guy on a bed on a dance floor. Odd, but good. Great oral, and yes, Inari takes it in the ass (to some great sounds). Terrific. Then poof, she’s back in the bathroom at the mansion. Some more acting, and we’re done. Not bad.
For the extras, you get an entire second disc. The first scene and the scene with two girls and a guy are on here as director’s cuts. Longer, better. Bios, bloopers, behind the scenes, bonus scenes, commentary...they run the gamut.
It’s worth it. Really, if just for the words “Inari” and “anal” put together.
| Inari Vachs |
| Sydnee Steele |
| Nicole Sheridan |
| Kylie Ireland |
| Alexandra Silk |
| Shay Sweet |
| Violet Blue |
| Chris Cannon |
| Joel Lawrence |
| Tyce Bune |
| Dale DaBone |
| Voodoo |
| George Kaplan |
| Jason McCain |
| Seth Gecko |
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- Category:
- Movies > Adult
- Case Type:
- DVD
- Release Type:
- Retail
- Language:
- English
- Comments:
- 1 read add
Cover Info:
- Title:
- Beauty and the Bitch (2001) Retail DVD
- Part:
- CD 2
- Dimensions:
- 1459 x 1462 px
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