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Pierre Woodman is best known for his lavish foreign features shot for Private including classic trilogies like Tatiana, The Tower, The Pyramid, and even last year's Sex City. Now Pierre is shooting for his own company and has arranged a distribution deal with Ninn Worx. His first big-budget feature for Woodman Entertainment is a take on the King Arthur legend. If you're expecting a knock-off of the classic John Boorman flick or the more recent Clive Owen vehicle, then you'll be disappointed. Instead, Woodman has set the stage for a new interpretation of this mythicmore… tale.

As the feature begins, Merlin (Alain Deloin) delivers Xcalibur to Arthur (Charlie Stygger) just before a large battle. With Xcalibur in hand, Arthur and his men are victorious and manage to take three female Saxon warriors as prisoners. The prisoners (Eufrat Tenka, Anita Slager, Tereza Joy) are taken to the dungeon of Mardock's castle where three guards have their way with them. Meanwhile, Merlin discovers a blonde Saxon warrior (Nataly Di Angelo) near his cave; apparently she escaped the carnage. He comforts Nataly by feeding her his meaty staff. The action cuts back and forth between the dungeon and Merlin's cave as all four girls take it up the ass. Merlin jacks his load first, squirting his wizard sauce all over Nataly's face. The girls in the dungeon all take facials too, closing out this wild orgy.

Elsewhere at Mardock's castle, Arthur and his men celebrate their victory with a feast and some medieval entertainment. When Mardock and his wife leave the party, Arthur and four of his men stay behind and keep the servant girls (Stephanie Sierra, Lara Stevens, Janet Joy) company. Most of the guys keep their plate armor and chain mail on while pounding away on the servants. Red head Stephanie is the first to take it up the ass, but she's not the last. Lara even take a sweaty DP as things wind down. At the end, the girls drop to their knees to receive their facials. Stephanie and Lara get blasted twice, while Janet makes do with one load.

The next morning Mardock (Michael Cheritto) complains to his wife about not having an heir. When his wife storms out of the room, Mardock cools off by having his servant girls (Carla Cox and Jasmine Berber) suck his uncut cock. Carla takes the lead, but Jasmine finally gets a taste too. Mardock takes turns screwing the girls, first vaginally, then anally. During a doggie setup, he pulls out of Jasmine's ass and unloads all over her gaping hole. The girls quickly scurry about to suck every last drop out of their master's dick.

Eager to expand her power and influence, Cruella (Boroka Balls) schemes with her advisor in her tower. But when he tells her she is not meant to rule the kingdom, she dismisses him and orders her servants (Cynthia Moury and Vanessa Bliss) to eat her pussy. Later, she produces some anachronistic plastic dildos, handing one to Cynthia so she can prod Vanessa. Vanessa then leads the way during some solo play, cramming a dildo up her ass. Boroka and Cynthia follow her lead, poking their own assholes with plastic till the scene fades to black.

Xena (Theodora Ferreri) is another challenger to Arthur's authority. The cute brunette practices her swordplay against a couple of knights on the wall of her father's castle. Once finished with her workout, she orders her attendant to eat her out while her sparring partners whip out their cocks to get sucked. Theodora services all three cocks, sucking two while getting fucked by another. She keeps it up, long after the sun goes down, eventually taking three facials by torchlight.

While Xena plays, Arthur seeks to consolidate his power through Merlin, offering him a naked virgin (Mona Lee) in exchange for a potion. Merlin agrees to the exchange and offers to share Mona with him. Mona may play a virgin, but the Czech brunette certainly doesn't look like one judging by her lovely jugs and the way she sucks cock. Arthur and Merlin takes turns fucking her, culminating in a hot DP. Merlin pulls out of her ass just in time to coat her cheeks (and Arthur's balls) with his runny potion. Arthur opts to jerk off on Mona's tongue, prompting her to suck their cocks once more.

In a nearby fiefdom, Zelina (Caylian Curtis) prepares to leave her father's castle in preparation for her wedding to Arthur. Before leaving, Caylian sets off to a lake with her best friend, played by Divinity Love. The two share a soft girl-girl moment on a wooden dock, kissing and licking each other. They finish off with a 69, with Caylian climbing on top of her friend to deliver a generous oral session. After sharing a kiss, they leave the lake, heading separate ways.

While walking through the forest, Zelina witnesses an ambush on a royal carriage. The attackers are led by Xena, who commandeers the carriage for herself while turning over the passenger (Nikki Sun) to her men. As Xena rides off in the carriage, her men tear away Nikki's clothes and stuff her mouth with cock. But Nikki isn't scared. She really gets into it, even performing an ass-to-mouth tasting session following a reverse cowgirl ride. The naughty blonde even takes a couple of DPs to round out the scene. At the end she's rewarded with two big loads splashed across her pretty face. After witnessing the ambush, Zelina runs away, ending this installment of the trilogy.

It's good to see this two-disc DVD set matches the scope and budget of this feature. Originally shot on HD video, this 16:9 anamorphic transfer looks quite sharp; at least for standard definition. At times the colors aren't as sharp as they should be, but overall, this is a very good looking disc. Unfortunately, the audio isn't quite as memorable. Like most multi-language foreign features, this movie is dubbed, and it isn't real easy to watch since the dubbing carries over into the sex scenes and not just the dialogue. In addition to the English language track, German, Spanish, Italian, and French tracks are also provided, each presented in stereo formats. There are also five subtitle options offered, in different languages.

All the extras are found on the second disc, anchored by lengthy Behind the Scenes featurette. This montage of on-set action runs for an hour in length, offering a wealth of extra hardcore. Although very little is in English, it's still fun to watch. Another 30-minute featurette includes on-set interviews with the diverse European cast, mostly spoken in broken English or through a translator. Both of these featurettes are presented in the same 16:9 anamorphic format as the main feature. Three photo galleries are also provided, including hardcore, softcore, and backstage images. However, the pics are disappointingly small. Rounding out the extras are three trailers for other Woodman Entertainment releases including Anal Gate, Games of Perversion, and Sexxxotica.

If this installment is any indication, Xcalibur looks like a very promising trilogy. Pierre Woodman has set the stage for a rather elaborate and compelling story without bogging the narrative down in cumbersome dialogue. Sure, the dubbing is laughable, but if you can look beyond that, you're in for a nice treat. All of the scenes are well-shot and the talent is top-notch. So if medieval costume porn is your thing, you'll definitely want to check this one out.

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