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If one were to judge a video by its cover, then 100% JENNA would get a one hundred percent rating. She looks oh-so-sexy and oh-so-achingly desirable, that it might make a certain critic more forgiving of the puzzlingly mediocre contents within. I have to hand it to Jill Kelly Productions for their brilliant packaging designs which draw you in like a lonely john to a high-heeled hooker. However, over the past couple of years, I've been somewhat less than impressed by JKP titles, with only a few exceptions sticking in my mind as being above average to excellent (including WEB MISTRESS and MY PERFECTmore… 10's [sic]). With only five scenes available on this slightly less than ninety minute disc, 100% JENNA also does not rise above mediocrity. In fact, the tanned, dark-haired, post-teen starlet is a passive participant in the final scene, preferring to masturbate on a chair while Jezebelle Bond, Cynara Fox and Ashton Moore work on each other with fingers, lips, tongues and toys. In all, it's an unremarkable package and doesn't even hint at the kind of nastiness Miss Haze is capable of.
However, our dirty little girl looks as beautiful as ever in each of her scenes. Those sexy legs of hers are on prominent display while she's making out with Miss Alexander on a stairway, and the eye-candy alone is pretty much worth a long look or two. Even better, 100% JENNA has enough explicit kissing spread throughout each scene to make the hardcore worth your time and attention. If there is anything more arousing than watching two girls slowly share tongues and exchange saliva, I haven't seen it yet.
The action itself is as predictable as you can get: Jenna gets up close and intimate with the multi-pierced Alexis Amore in the first scene, then takes on Harley Davis and Monique Alexander in the second. She is paired with Mary Cary, and again with Ms. Alexander in the succeeding vignettes before wrapping things up with the aforementioned disappointing foursome. Though dildos and other foreign objects are wielded from beginning to end, they are not too over-used in the sense that we still get to see lots of caressing, stroking, licking and fingering the majority of the time. It's too bad that the video didn't go the distant and give us more dildo anal penetration and explicit rim jobs, especially when one considers how many terrific butt-banging scenes Jenna has done in the past. But I suppose that what separates a great lesbian flick from this one.
Video quality on this disc is generally acceptable, if a bit soft and washed out. Some of the dialogue (consisting primarily of exclamations like "Fuck!" and "Lick that fucking pussy again, get it nice and wet!" along with a consistent supply of "oohs" and "ahhs" and "ohs" thrown in for good measure) seems to be overdubbed or slightly out of sync. Nevertheless, the boisterous soundtrack is largely inconsequential since it's mostly composed of generic rock and roll instrumentals.
Extras on this disc are similarly cheap and chintzy, boiling down to a bunch of Photo Galleries and Behind The Scenes footage having nothing to do with 100% JENNA. In other words, even if you enjoy the main feature, you get nothing on this DVD to supplement it. Finally, there are a few other maddening technical gaffes with this disc: While watching this disc using my computer's DVD player (using WinDVD on a Sony laptop), each chapter ended up repeating itself once I got to the end of the scene. I can't explain the reason for this problem at all, so just make sure you hit the skip controls unless you want to watch any given vignette ad infinitum.
And yet...despite all the problems...I can give this disc a weak recommendation for those who need their Jenna Haze fix. There are very few girls in the world of adult entertainment who have her brand of natural charm and expressive sexuality, so unless she starts working for a harder, nastier studio, we're just going to have to live with what we get.
| Jenna Haze |
| Alexis Amore |
| Jezebelle Bond |
| Mary Carey |
| Monique Alexander |
| Ashton Moore |
| Cynara Fox |
| Harley Davis |
Info:
- Category:
- Movies > Adult
- Case Type:
- DVD
- Release Type:
- Retail
- Language:
- English
- Comments:
- 1 read add
Cover Info:
- Title:
- 100% Jenna Haze (2003) Retail DVD
- Part:
- Front
- Dimensions:
- 3240 x 2175 px
- Size:
- 1,115 KB
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- 243 (0 today)
- Uploaded:
- 13/02/08 by beef
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