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Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre is the biggest Wicked Pictures title to be released since Space Nuts, and although it’s not quite as good as that sci-fi/comedy epic, the movie has a good time making fun of the horror genre, while giving fans 10 full-length sex scenes in its 2 ½ hour running time.
Directed by Jonathan Morgan, who is Wicked’s “go-to” guy when it comes to comedies (he helmed Space Nuts, Hercules, Double Feature and others), the movie opens with five high school students (played by Stormy, Jessica Drake, Eric Masterson, Tommymore… Gunn and Voodoo) driving across country in their van. They just gotten free tickets to a “Meltalicide” concert, although none of them can remember entering to win.
After some humorous banter, everyone moves into the back of the van. Stormy, Jessica, Tommy and Voodoo get into a foursome, while Eric films it (ala The Blair Witch Project) with a hand held camera that he carries with him throughout the movie. After the sex is finished, it suddenly occurs to the group that no one has been driving the van! Voodoo rushes back up front, but when he gets there, they slam into a homeless man...back up into him...then hit him a few more times before finally stopping and getting out to see if he’s okay! Yep...he’s dead...so the decision is made to strap him to the roof of the van.
The van breaks down in a dense wooded area, and they notice that the corpse has suddenly disappeared. Voodoo makes the decision that the safest thing to do is to break up into teams – and the guys head one way while the girls head another. The girls come across an old man (played with heavy makeup by Mike Horner) who is the custodian of Camp Cuddly Pines. As they sit roasting marshmallows by the fire, Mike tells Stormy and Jessica the strange tales of the murders surrounding the camp, which link back to events in Illinois in 1958 (a one-on-one scene between Kinzie Kenner and Scott Nails), a women’s asylum in Pennsylvania (a reverse gangbang scene with Rita Faltoyano, Katja Kassin, Taryn Thomas, Rebecca Love and Manuel Ferrara), and the first murder at Camp Cuddly Pines in 1985 (a pairing between Katie Morgan and Kris Slater).
Meanwhile, Tommy hears a strange sound and a scream while with Voodoo and Eric. Since he’s the only one who heard it, he’s sent to investigate, and Tommy comes across a glowing Indian spirit guide (played by Cherokee). Around this point we are also introduced to the local sheriff – played by Randy Spears in one of the best performances in the movie. Before he heads to investigate what’s going on at the camp, he has a coupling on top of his police cruiser with Devon Michaels.
Tommy doesn’t survive his encounter with Cherokee (although he goes out a happy man), and Voodoo and Eric meet back up with Stormy and Jessica and find an abandoned cabin to spend the night. There’s no heat in the cabin, however, and Voodoo is sent out to get some firewood. While looking around in the woods, the movie gives us a parody from The Ring, as Nicole Sheridan emerges from a well and seduces Voodoo. Back at the cabin, Jessica notices that Eric has been filming a lot of her with his camera, and takes the opportunity to make out with him.
The killer of Camp Cuddly Pines continues stalking everyone until only Stormy and Eric remain. While out in the woods, Stormy and Eric have a nice sex scene together, before returning to the cabin for the movie’s conclusion. There’s one final sex scene in the film – a one-on-one in a motel between Keri Sable and Eric, but telling why the characters are there will spoil the movie for those who haven’t seen it, so the less said the better. However, Keri does get double penetrated with Eric’s cock (in her pussy) and a jelly dildo (in her ass), so you’ll definitely want to stick around for this scene.
As noted above, this is Wicked’s biggest release since Space Nuts, and it’s also (I believe) their first anamorphically enhanced DVD since then too. Of the few Wicked discs that have been anamorphically enhanced, Camp Cuddly Pines is by far the best-looking of the lot, with little in the way of pixelation, and no evident haloing (which was a complaint of some of the Space Nuts disc’s scenes). The audio is presented in 5.1 Dolby, and viewers will also have the option of listening to a 5.1 music only track; a 5.1 dialogue only track, or a commentary track with director Jonathan Morgan and stars Stormy and Eric Masterson. A 2.0 German track is also available.
The Camp Cuddly Pines set comes with three DVDs, the first of which contains the movie. Disc Two loads up on the bonus features, starting with a 49-minute behind the scenes documentary entitled “The Horror: The True Tale Of Camp Cuddly Pines”. Also included are “Casting The Victims,” a 6-minute look at some of the other actresses that tested for...and failed to get...Jessica Drake’s role in the movie. “Scouting A Massacre” is a 4-minute look at how locations were selected for the film; while “Girls Of Camp Cuddly Pines” is 7-minutes worth of photo shoot material.
One of the more interesting bonuses on Disc Two is “Stormy Bangs Betty,” a 6-minute cartoon that Stormy Daniels gives her voice and likeness to. This cartoon can be viewed in either widescreen or fullscreen, and there’s also a 6-minute “Making Of” featurette included about it.
The coolest bonus feature of any of the ones that appear on this 3-DVD set just might be a Trivia Game, which asks the home viewer to answer five questions about the movie. Keri Sable is the host, and for every question you get right, Keri will perform a sexual act for you. Answer the first one right, and Keri shows off tits...question two has her showing off her ass...and so on, until the fifth and final question. Get the fifth question right and you’ll get to see a POV blowjob that Keri performs on a guy until he explodes onto her face!
Rounding out Disc Two is a 43-minute segment entitled “Rayford Cam,” which shows all the footage that was shot by Eric’s character during the course of the movie. Almost a mini-version of Camp Cuddly Pines itself, there’s also a lot of footage here that isn’t in the movie – so it’s worth checking out. There’s also a “Behind The Scenes Sex Reel,” which runs about 47-minutes and gives you a look at what 8 of the movie’s 10 sex scenes looked like from the viewpoint of the crew on the set. Finally, there’s the trailer for Camp Cuddly Pines (non-anamorphic), as well as three hidden Easter Eggs: “A Recipe For A Good Time,” “Anger Management,” and “Blumpkin”.
As if Disc Two weren’t already enough extras for one movie, Disc Three gives us even more, starting with two Extended Sex Scenes – longer versions of the Asylum reverse gangbang, the Voodoo/Nicole Sheridan pairing, the cabin scene between Jessica and Eric, and the segment between Devon Michaels and Randy Spears. Wicked has also included two full-length bonus scenes – a Stormy scene from Secrets Of The Velvet Rope, and a Jessica Drake scene from The Collector.
Disc Three also contains an outtake scene between Keri and Eric, a blowjob-only encounter which was supposed to be the original ending of the movie, until director Jonathan Morgan realized he might as well use Keri to her full potential if she was going to be in the film (there’s an introduction here where Jonathan explains this). Additionally, I was able to uncover the following Easter Eggs on the third disc: “Herr Director,” “True Talent,” “Top Of The Food Chain,” and “Top The Over”.
The final disc in this release is rounded out with the typical Wicked extras you’d find on their other releases: Trailers (10 total); Promo Material; DVD-ROM Material; a Wicked DVD Catalog; and some phone sex ads.
The timing of this movie couldn’t be more perfect – it’s a fun release just in time for Halloween, and there’s enough bonus material here to keep viewers occupied until Christmas. One of the best adult releases of 2005, you’ll want to schedule a trip to Camp Cuddly Pines as soon as possible!
| Stormy Daniels |
| Nicole Sheridan |
| Katja Kassin |
| Jessica Drake |
| Rita Faltoyano |
| Katie Morgan |
| Cherokee |
| Alexis Amore |
| Taryn Thomas |
| Kinzie Kenner |
| Devon Michaels |
| Keri Sable |
| Rebecca Love |
| Randy Spears |
| Manuel Ferrara |
| Cheyne Collins |
| Eric Masterson |
| Tommy Gunn |
| Scott Nails |
| Mike Horner |
| Voodoo |
| Kris Slater |
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