Description
"MILF" for those who aren't quite up on the latest tired, overused and clichéd catchphrases in today's mainstream culture, not-so-cleverly stands for "Mother I'd Like To Fuck" and refers generally to any older (meaning over age 18 when it comes to Hollywood and porn) woman who may or may not have borne children. It's kind of a half-assed compliment to females who aren't teenybopper young, but lo and behold and believe-it-or-not, are still attractive enough to screw.
Well, I only wish that the MILFs in my neighborhood were as hot and horny as several of the performers we see in thismore… European production (directed by David Perry). All the women here are, at the very least, in shape and less than middle-aged, with little evidence in the way of real world sagging and wrinkles. (Alas, the ruthless clarity of digital video shows that make-up and cosmetic surgery offer a helping hand). Although this title is apparently aimed at those with "older women, younger men" tastes, the female performers don't look elderly enough to make this theme all that interesting, and the sex itself isn't spectacular enough to make this video stand out. Blondes Winnie, Elza, and Dora Venter appear in the first three vignettes, and brunettes Bonny Bo, Kathy Parker and Linda Brown (matched with blonde Demy Blue) finish off this two and a half hour disc, and your average porn fan should find one or two of these scenes worth a jerk or two. Unfortunately, I found the quality of the hardcore to be inconsistent and the overall DVD to be unmemorable. I can recommend MILF NEXT DOOR only if you happen to be a die-hard fan of any of the girls here.
The opening vignette stars covergirl Winnie wearing the same outfit as displayed on the box cover and looking a bit younger than her photo. I didn't think she looked a day past 27, but who knows? At any age, she's still a damn good cock sucker, an enthusiastic analist, and overall good sport. If I had a personal sex education tutor that looked like her, I would be in front of the cameras on a porn set rather than at a desk writing about it. She may or may not have a kid, but it's pushing standards to call her a MILF.
On the other hand, blonde Elza looks exactly what one might categorize from the term. She has a well-toned body, but looks far more "mature" above the neckline. We see her touching herself while wearing a loose blue dress, and then wielding up her butt while on her hands and knees. Some European looking guy then assists her, and she lamely sucks his cock by keeping only the tip in her mouth despite his efforts to thrust himself deeper. They fuck anally and vaginally, but it's not the prettiest sight I've seen. Even more disappointing is the cumshot to the cheek and lips (some of it lands on her tongue), after successful attempts on her part to throw off his aim when he whacks off near her mouth. I sat through this scene once, and once was enough.
Next, lovely Dora Venter shows that even at age 31, she still performs like a dynamo. And though her two guy threesome here doesn't have the same visual appeal as her early Private and Evil Angel work, the woman can still deep throat and take a double-penetration fuck as well as any nasty newbie. She gets plowed by both guys in several positions, but continues to smile and moan throughout. The double shot of spunk to her mouth is also cool, but it appears that she doesn't swallow. Nevertheless, Dora is great piece of eye-candy whose physical work matches her appearance.
The follow-up scene focuses on red lingerie-clad Bonny Bo, a slightly Hispanic-looking woman who actually resembles the legendary Kay Parker (of TABOO fame) moreso than dark-haired Katy Parker (who appears in the following scene). Bonny's overly applied make-up, hard features, and even harder boobs made this scene only a bit more attractive than Elza's. However, she is a far, far nastier performer who works tirelessly to please two guys at once, including DP.
Katy Parker has a pretty smile and overall natural sexiness which overcome distinct physical distractions - namely her thick thighs and boobs, which are large and seem to be natural but also have oddly shaped areolas with what at first appeared to be inverted nipples. She apparently uses a lot of suction when it comes to giving oral, as we see her cheeks sink in and her face turn a bright red (though it could have been the lighting) when she goes down on her guy. The fucking is generally good, with creative positioning and loud, verbal reactions from Miss Parker, but other than her MILF status, this is yet another case where the sex is routine and undistinguished.
Saved for the finale, the predominantly anal threesome with Mrs. Blue and Mrs. Brown was certainly my favorite scene, if only because of the number of women (two, in case it wasn't clear) which allows for some brief, but functional lesbian action and some pretty good cum-swapping up to the end credits. I found long-haired Linda Brown to be a real hottie with a fine, fuckable body (although I wasn't too sure whether the dark spot on her butt was a birthmark or a tattoo) and natural charm which would make her sexy at any age. Her female cohort Deny Blue looks far more MILF-y, so to speak, than Linda and if this scene were set up as a mother-daughter (okay, step-daughter) situation, then it might make more sense. Instead, we first see Linda masturbating on a large mattress, using a transparent dildo. Then Linda appears to give her a helping hand. Eventually, a guy walks in and gets it on with both. What takes is pretty much what one might expect from a threesome, including the dual action cock-sucking, and frequent partner exchanges. It's not particularly lewd, nasty or original, but it is the best scene on this rather average disc.
Bonus materials include a watchable Behind The Scenes segment with brief interviews and scenes from each player (naturally, I was most interested in anything involving Dora Venter and Linda Brown) as well as a photo shoot, photo gallery and cumshot recap. Picture and audio quality meets the high standards of Diabolic Digital productions, though the actual flick isn't the company's best.
| Dora Venter |
| Katy Parker |
| Demy Blue |
| Linda (Romania) |
| Winnie |
| Bonny Bo |
| Aniko (II) |
| David Perry |
| Csoky Ice |
| Toni Ribas |
| Nick Lang |
| Greg Centauro |
| Roly Reeves |
| Bruno Sx |
Info:
- Category:
- Movies > Adult
- Case Type:
- DVD
- Release Type:
- Retail
- Language:
- English
- Comments:
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Cover Info:
- Title:
- MILF Next Door, The (2007) Retail DVD
- Part:
- Front
- Dimensions:
- 3333 x 2233 px
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- 29/01/08 by Thorn
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