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Do you miss the 80’s? Do you like big hair? Do you like really big hair? And make-up? Do you like Hyapatia Lee? Or do you have difficulty identifying with the current male porn stars with short, Republican hair? Was Def Leopard one of your favorite bands? Do you have a sense of humor? Like watching girls slide down a fire pole? Then you might want to watch "Bratgirl".
Ten seconds into watching "Bratgirl", I forgot about getting turned on and laughed my ass off. This is a pretty damn funny movie. Feline is going to control the world by torturing her enemies by making themmore… watch her and her friends have sex. Then she will boil them in vats of liquid polyester. And Bratgirl has to stop her. It is not "Pee Wee’s Big Adventure", but you get my point.
The plot was only a secondary consideration, serving as a set-up for some descent jokes. Basically it is as follows: A bunch of porn stars from before my generation have sex, fucking and sucking the same way we do today; A red haired woman rides a man cowgirl, then turns around to get it from behind; Hyapatia Lee licks some other woman’s pussy until it glistens. First, she had this woman locked up in a jail cell, then she goes on to lick her pussy. Some dude who looks like he was in the “The Fixx” or “Flock of Seagulls” screws someone I believe to be Debi Diamond in the ass. But, wait: This is the same guy there were going to boil in the vat of polyester. He got lucky, Debi Diamond beats the crap out of being boiled in polyester.
The best part of this movie is a non-sexual performance by some woman who plays “Aunt Peg”, the owner of a vintage clothing shop. It seems that Aunt Peg knows what Feline is up to. And Bratgirl has to bribe her with fashion accoutrements to get the full story. The producers of this film obviously found an older mainstream actress to play Aunt Peg, livening up the plot with this woman who rants and raves about Channel silk scarves and other fashion items that are “to die for”. It was amusing.
Bratgirl and Feline, played by Hyapatia Lee, go at it on a large sheet of black velvet, licking sucking, and poking. I would say this is pretty standard lesbian stuff. But, Hyapatia Lee can captivate a man’s attention. She’s hot and licks good pussy.
This movie ran fairly quickly and I had a hard time finding enough to write to fill up this review. However, they included a fair amount of extra features. In addition, this is a two-side DVD, with a whole other side full of non-titled sex scenes: Outdoors, Girl-Girl and Threesomes. In “Outdoors”, a surprisingly good soundtrack accompanies a young couple fucking in the ruins of an old Spanish fort. The other scene worth watching features an athletic blonde man and a red-haired woman in a hot tub. Ladies: wanta see how to give a blowjob? Watch the red-haired woman suck cock. And later, for her excellent work, she gets her pussy licked. And, as always, I was glad to see her orgasm.
In addition, there are promotions for Lene Hefner and Asia Carrera. Finally, there are promotional shorts for lots of other Wave Productions. On the whole, it adds up to a lot of sex and a lot of navigation.
| Julianne James |
| Debi Diamond |
| Hyapatia Lee |
| Barbara Dare |
| Tantala |
| Claire Tyler |
| Tom Byron |
| Jeff James |
Info:
- Category:
- Movies > Adult
- Case Type:
- DVD
- Release Type:
- Retail
- Language:
- English
- Comments:
- 1 read add
Cover Info:
- Title:
- Bratgirl Retail DVD
- Part:
- Front
- Dimensions:
- 1489 x 1000 px
- Size:
- 341 KB
- Downloads:
- 34 (0 today)
- Uploaded:
- 11/01/08 by LadySnowblood
- Quality Rating:
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- Currently /5 Stars.
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