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I wasn't expecting too much out of ASSAULT THAT ASS #11. Many moons ago when porn was only available on videotape in shady and shameless dirty bookstores, an all-anal gonzo flick would have been as new and exciting as a comic book superhero movie. (We've come a long way in terms of quantity, though not necessarily quality, since Richard Donner's first SUPERMAN movie.) Now, backdoor action is as commonplace as the next goofy Marvel Comics cinematic adaptation and about twice as predictable. Since plot and characterization is nonexistent, ASSAULT THAT ASS #11 is actually little more than a collectionmore… of anonymous anal sex scenes. Therefore your appreciation of the female talent will probably be the sole determining factor on whether to add this DVD to your porn stash.
Lexi Love is one of the more attractive girls in this show, though that large tattoo on her stomach is not what I call classy. She first shows up wearing a bikini which looks like army fatigues, and the visual impression is more amusing than erotic. Director Strong goes a little haywire with the visual effects during her introductory bump, grind and masturbate opening, using jerky editing and black and white images which are every bit as cheesy as what you might have seen in the late eighties production. In between some sloppy oral work (and I mean "sloppy" in the good, wet and messy sense) on James Deen sneaks in a few deep kisses, some vagina and ass to mouth insertions and everything else you might expect from this couch-bound fuck fest. I would otherwise have been bored with this technically well-executed scene had it not been for the oral cumshot, in which Lexi takes all of the goo in her mouth and plays with it for a few seconds before swallowing it all down. Is it a great scene? Heck, no! Will it get you off? Yup.
Isabella Pacino is dark-haired beauty with olive skin and kick ass body, which are the same attributes shared by Cody Lane, covergirl and featured performer. Isabella gets it on with Mr. Strong while Cody shares her love with Michael Stefano. Though Cody is probably a better known performer, I enjoyed watching Isabella more if only because she keeps herself focused completely on her scene while Cody seems a little distant. I also appreciate the way Miss Pacino swallows on demand and with a big smile on her face. Miss Lane, on the other hand, just does the job as required. However, both girls do the anal deed very well, your preference for either of these back-to-back scenes will depend on your attraction to either girl.
Yet another brunette in the skinny form of Katrinia Isis is up next, and this time we're give a trace of storyline as Katrina confronts furniture movers Sascha and, once again, Mr. Strong himself, neither of whom seem to share her sense of interior design. After they argue over moving a large lounge chair around, she seductively retreats to a couch (which happens to be the same color and design of the trouble-making chair) and spreads both orifices quickly and rather easily. This scene is raw and to the point, with clear and graphic DP shots worthy of any raincoater's attention. My only personal problem with this scene is that Katrina looks a little too much like Cher at times, and it's not exactly my fantasy to see the ex-wife of the late Sonny Bono getting pounded relentlessly. On the other hand, how can anyone complain about a girl who ingests two shots of cum with such ease?
Saved for last is Harmony, a curvy blonde who always puts in a good scene, despite her lack of superstar status. She lets her naturally large breasts hang loosely from her latex bra and fishnet top while gagging on the director's dick. If there's any reason to listen to porn in Dolby Digital clearness, she's the reason. Harmony gasps, slurps and chokes on dick with all the vigor of a Debi Diamond, though Debi's tall, slender frame made a more erotic visual impression. Harmony gets so heated up that her mascara runs down her face and she becomes more disheveled than a person walking through a car wash. After all the very hardcore anal play, the dirty blonde takes a mouthful of jizz, and even scoops up some of the remnants off the upholstery.
Bonus materials include the all-important Behind The Scenes featurette, a photo gallery (does anyone really look at these anymore?), a collection of all the climax shots, and barebones website information. Stick around for Miss Pacino's post-game interview (also shown during the Behind The Scenes segment) which runs right before the end credits, where the attractive brunette comes off as disarmingly cute and charming. I didn't love ASSAULT THAT ASS #11, but it delivers what it promises. And in today's world of lowered expectations and status quo options, it should suit anyone in need of a good, hard, self-administered jerk.
| Harmony Rose |
| Lexi Love |
| Cody Lane |
| Katrina Isis |
| Isabella Pacino |
| John Strong |
| Sascha |
| Michael Stefano |
| James Deen |
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- Category:
- Movies > Adult
- Case Type:
- DVD
- Release Type:
- Retail
- Language:
- English
- Comments:
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Cover Info:
- Title:
- Assault That Ass #11 (2007) Retail DVD
- Part:
- Front
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- 2169 x 1455 px
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- 10/01/08 by Dirk Diggler
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