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This special edition of Hustler’s popular series plays like an all-star reunion show as Clive McLean and crew accompany four Barely Legal alumni on a trip to an unspecified sea side resort town in Mexico. Along for the trip are Bunny Luv, Jezaree, Mariah Wind, and Buffy. You might remember Bunny from the first episode where she forcefully screwed her stepfather (Herschel Savage). Jezaree is a favorite from the second installment; she’s the one that sucked her way out of a traffic ticket. Mariah’s from episode three and appeared in the finale three-way with Mark Davis and Melody Lovemore…. I can’t remember (nor find any evidence of) Buffy’s appearance, but it’s possible she appeared in a yet to be released edition. Unlike past outings, this one doesn’t follow the self-contained vignette outline. Instead, it centers around a loose narrative following these girls (and their guys) around on vacation. It’s more similar to a Robby D. production than it is to any past episode; particularly, Action Sports Sex #5.
Set at what appears to be an upscale vacation home, the movie opens with all four girls floating around in a swimming pool. Each topless girl introduces herself and quickly recaps her previous appearance. Soon thereafter, Bunny gets out of the pool and squats to take an indiscreet poolside piss while her friends (and the camera) look on. Defying criticism, Clive continues to include these pissing scenes. It’s become such a tradition that I’m not sure a Barely Legal episode would be the same with out it. Despite what you think of watching girls piss, I think it’s safe to say that it’s here to stay no matter how much people gripe and moan about it. Just accept it and move on.
After relieving her bladder, Bunny goes inside to work out some sexual frustration with Devin. If you’ve never had the opportunity to see Bunny at work, then this is a good initiation scene. Sporting full natural breasts and a tight round ass, Bunny is definitely the most irresistible out of the four girls. Devin starts out by lapping and fingering away at her well maintained pubic mound before getting his knob professionally waxed. If you like ass slapping, Devin drops a few heavy hands (so loud that they echo) on Bunny’s ass during a doggy style cunnilingous marathon. Still damp from the pool, Bunny mounts Devin in a reverse cowgirl, and proceeds to grind her pelvis to facilitate penetration. Later while in a missionary position, Bunny feels the need for something in her mouth while she gets fucked. Devin grabs an banana out of a conveniently placed fruit basket and shoves it in her mouth. It may sound silly, but I can’t adequately describe how erotic this looks: watching those breasts writhe with each stroke as she sucks away at that banana…whew! The voiceover and Devin’s reaction led me to believe that he came inside her, but a pretty weak external pop shot is tacked on to the end of the scene. I’m not sure what happened there, but it doesn’t detract from this volcanic scene.
The next few scenes don’t quite live up to the first one, but they’re still worth mentioning. In scene two, Buffy and Justin get it on in the pool when the others are away at the beach. While the action starts in the pool, it eventually moves to the pool’s edge where Justin fucks petite Buffy silly and rewards her with a glazed chin. Later, while the whole group is at the beach, partnerless Mariah spots a guy walking the beach alone. Jay is the lucky guy who succumbs to Mariah’s raging libido in a well performed and photographed beach scene. After a long day at the beach, Bunny hits the shower back at the house. One by one she’s joined by the other three girls for a pretty hot all girl scene. For some reason, Buffy and Mariah take off after a few minutes, leaving Jezaree and Bunny to get down to some dirty one on one action.
Apparently Jezaree wasn’t completely fulfilled, because the next scene starts with her masturbating near the spa. Robbie stops by and eats her out for a few minutes before she squats and relieves herself. As the action proceeds, Bunny stops by to watch Jezaree get her fill and even participates in some pussy eating and breast fondling. If Jezaree is faking these orgasms, then she deserves some kind of acting award, because her performance is by far the most convincing on the disc; she involuntarily grinds her hips and gasps for air while wildly rolling her eyes back into her head. It’s almost like watching a young blonde (and more attractive) version of Georgina Spelvin! Maybe Bunny came over to help hold her down? Eventually the real fornication gets under way as Jezaree takes Robby in missionary and doggy style before he pulls out and coats her cute little rack with a load of jizz. To my surprise, she scoops some up in her fingers, gulps it down, and chases it with some post climax fellatio…Way to go Jezaree! This scene is definitely on par with the opener and even surpasses it in some areas. Talk about a tough act to follow…
The last scene features Buffy and Mariah screwing Jay and Justin respectively. Buffy walks in on Justin screwing Mariah, but fortunately Jay is there to redirect her rage. The highlight of the scene is the synchronized double reverse cowgirl…I’m sure the bed wasn’t the same after that. Even the cum shots were synchronized. This forces McLean to conduct some tricky editing by using footage from both cameras to cover simultaneous action. The result is pretty seamless but still noticeable.
Overall, this is the best Barely Legal DVD released so far. The feature alone makes this title a worthy rental, but the look of the DVD will make you want to own it. I can’t get over how great the picture looks. Most adult DVDs look only slightly better than their VHS counterparts, but this one leaves no question about the quality and potential of the digital medium. The picture is consistently crisp and exhibits no visible evidence of compression artifacts or pixelation. The audio could still use some work, but it’s much better than past releases. The voice overs sound much more professional and I appreciated the lack of music during the sex scenes. However, some of the audio is a bit low or drowned out by background noise. For example, I would have loved to hear the nasty things Bunny was murmuring to Jezaree in the fifth scene, but it’s drowned out by Robby’s heavy breathing…I guess you can’t have it all.
The extras leave a bit to be desired (still waiting for that commentary), in particular the short and uninsightful “behind the scenes” featurette. In the past (number 4 comes to mind) these have been pretty good, but this one is simply a montage of mostly recycled footage set to some Mariachi music. However, there’s an intriguing and cryptic segment at the end of the featurette captioned, “Trouble in Paradise.” Nothing is explained but apparently there was some sort of hitting incident involving Robbie and one of the girls. The guys remain relatively calm but apparently Buffy said something that set Bunny off. Despite being restrained, Bunny is able to land a couple of decent kicks before being pulled away. Meanwhile, Jezaree plays peacemaker while Mariah stays relatively neutral. In the next shot, Clive is heard saying, “It’s her fault.” I’m not sure who he’s referring to, but it’s an interesting (if not unsettling) way to end the featurette.
If you’re a fan of the series, Barely Legal On Vacation is one you can’t do without. However, I think it’s fair to note that there are no anal scenes. Every past episode (that I’ve seen) has had at least one anal, but don’t let that omission dissuade you from checking out this exceptional installment.
| Bunny Luv |
| Mariah Milano |
| Buffy Van Norton |
| Jezaree |
| Justin Sider |
| Jay Ashley |
| Robbie James |
| Devan Sapphire |
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