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Zero Tolerance, as a name, makes me nervous that the editorial board here is going to suspend me from reviewing for mentioning nail clippers or a pencil. Just the image I get in my head.

We all get off days. And admit it, some of the time you haven’t really been sick when you’ve call off of work. Well, today, pussy is taking the day off. That’s right, everybody’s favorite prize between the thighs is taking a backseat (err...) to some hardcore ass fucking in Zero Tolerance’s Grand Theft Anal 5.

We begin with a few questions for Anastasia Christ, a Prague blondemore… that seems friendly enough. She strips and teases, then sucks some dick seemingly because she’s told she has to. Not much love in it, and it seems it’s all with the lips. Some tongue and actual sucking would be nice, but beggars can’t be choosers. And right, into the asshole we go, with a doggy spree just to get us started. Boring set, by the way. The blue is nice, but it has the class and appearance of a sketch comedy show background. We go through a few anal positions... most of the standards that you would expect to see in a scene done on a bed. For those keeping score at home, that’s five ass to mouth transitions... one of those really hot and at the same time nasty things in anal porn. I love it. And then there’s a short tit fucking session right into a mouth and facial finish. Great stuff.

The lovely brunette on the cover, Claudia Rossi, follows her fellow countrywoman into the land of ass fucking. Claudia wears some very nice fishnets; there’s nothing quite like some leg decoration to top off a scene. Not much in the way of extravagance for setting or position selection, but the sex is still quite hot. Again, for those keeping score: Five ass to mouth transitions and three bouts of rimming. And that last ass to mouth goes right into a facial delivered right to the lips.

Jesica is our third contestant, a very pretty brunette with a fit body and nice eyes. The pink bra and panty set she’s wearing looks a bit off on her, but it doesn’t stay on long, so I won’t worry about it. She gets to work on the guy like he’s a popsicle... she’s voracious with her tongue, but she can’t get much dick down her throat... at least not here. She’s still intense, though, and lubes him up for him to nail her in the back door. And Jes might want to be outdoing the other ladies... a full seven ass to mouth shots later, she takes a huge cum wad all over her lips. Really a hot shot!

Danni Ricci, the blonde in the fourth scene, might not be much of my type, but she certainly makes up for everything with effort. Girl sucks a mean dick, too. The scene does ultimately lack heat, though, and despite some passionate work on all sides (including the now compulsory ass to mouth shots), it really just isn’t there this time.

This film does feature fast fade-outs, something I normally hate. But we’re quickly whisked away from the slight disappointment that was the last scene to the stunning cuteness that is Patricia. My god... hell, I want to ass fuck her and cum all over her face. Now. Right now! And she gets a true gentleman to give her a reaming. Or at least he takes the time to go down on her. A nice touch. Low on the ass to mouth meter, but this girl can do whatever she likes. The scene has torrid heat, and even better, she gets him off at the end without him doing anything. That’s good work.

Tera Joy, a girl with an incredible body (and I can’t overstate that), works her magic in the final scene. She is of undetermined ethnicity, but the result is a gorgeous skin colour. Fantastic stuff all the way around. Girl sucks a great dick, too, and this guy is endowed enough to make it doubly impressive. Her ass to mouth shots are the hottest on the disc, and the positions in which they fuck are hands down the best. Her asshole gets coated in cum instead of her face, the only let down I can think of, since I’d love to see that lovely visage get coated. Still, hard to argue.

The women are gorgeous and the disc delivers exactly what it promises. So buy it already, you anal freak. You’ll love it!

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English

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