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Well, at least there is still truth in porn advertising. There were definitely big boobs, bikinis, and some sort of bash at the end. Other than that, there was little to report on. This movie was apparently done a while ago and transferred from VHS, which, as we all know, makes for some piss poor quality in the video department. But, I should not judge, I myself have never made a porn, though I do watch a lot of them (and I mean a lot- my dick is constantly sore). The main plot (if it can be called as such), is that all of these massive mounds of mammiliary are headed to a beach bikini contestmore…, with a lot of sex involved along the way. Anyway, let’s get to the fucking.
We begin with Angel Bust going to some guy’s house to take a dip in his pool. After getting out, she lays on the couch and asks for him to warm her up. Thank god the pool wasn’t any colder or her nipples would have become surface to air missiles. I mean, how the hell does this woman walk around? She must have back muscles from hell. Anyway, the guy obligingly takes her bikini off and goes down on her to which she responds by sucking his cock before he drags her into the bedroom and climbs on her like a virgin- thrusting wildly and with reckless abandon. He throws her leg up than pulls the elusive roll into doggy-style move. They finish with an uninspired 69, where he cums (of course) on her enormous chest.
Next, we find Wendy Whoppers (you have to love these names) and Starri Night (I reiterate my point) on the beach getting a tan when they are approached by two guys who claim to be judges in the contest. Yeah, right, and I’m a NASCAR driver. They somehow convince the girls of this fallacy and one guy walks off with Starri Night while the other guy takes Wendy back to his house. This is where the editing gets tricky- we get quick cuts between the two interludes; one on a swingset and one in a bedroom. Starri is out back with the one guy who gets her up on a ladder and licks her snatch before he climbs above her and gets some head. He then moves her to the nearby swing where he slams her from behind as the chains grind under the massive weight of her gigantic tits. To the bedroom where Wendy has climbed on top and is riding the guy into the ground as she desperately tries to keep her chest from suffocating him. Meanwhile, on the swingset, Starri gets titty-fucked and then goes down on the guy so that he can successfully bust all over her bust after they attempt the tandem masturbation maneuver. Back in the bedroom, Wendy goes from the missionary to the one-leg up style to doggy all in a short amount of time, showing that large chested women should also be allowed to compete in gymnastics. After some 69 action, she gets the same treatment as Starri- a large load on her tits.
We next find Kimberlee Kupps in the shower, where a guy walks in and sees her, and without apologizing, gets in and washes her tits. I know, it’s tough to wash anything else when you’re in the shower with a chick. They go down on each other than head to the bedroom where they enforce the same procedures, but more in a 69 formation, as it’s a lot easier to pull off on a mattress than in a shower. The guy then uses Kimberlee’s tits for a little fucking before he slams it where it’s supposed to be. After hitting it from the back and then missionary with her legs at ear level, he cums on her cunt for a little change from the rest of the guys.
For the final scene we find Lisa Lipps and Busty Brittany on a couch going at it when they interrupted by a guy who they both proceed to go down on, lucky son-of-a-bitch. He climbs on Brittany and rides her from behind rodeo-style and then gives Lisa the same treatment. This must be Superman as he cums once on Brittany’s ass then watches as they eat each other then fucks Lisa and cums on her ass. Incredible I tell you. And it also gives all the rest of us a bad rep as we shoot and then are put in the hospital with a blood pressure level of 3 over 1.
Overall, I was not impressed. This is one of the films from the old school, and unless you’re into that, I’d suggest buying something more recent. Bu then again, I am product of the new school. In terms of features, this disc had all the standards of chapter search, pic gallery, and previews.
| Kimberly Kupps |
| Lisa Lipps |
| Brittany O'Neil |
| Letha Weapons |
| Wendy Whoppers |
| Angel Bust |
| Jay Milo |
| Ashley Bust |
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- Category:
- Movies > Adult
- Case Type:
- DVD
- Release Type:
- Retail
- Language:
- English
- Comments:
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Cover Info:
- Title:
- Big Boob Bikini Bash (1995) Retail DVD
- Part:
- Front
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- 2140 x 1450 px
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